I think the match we won at Nou Camp was rigged.

Otherwise how is it possible that Liverpool’s goal-scorers are the exact two that got into a brawl just last week. I mean, I didn’t even think Bellamy and Riise would make the team in the first place!

But they did, and they scored. Maybe its as Riise says, "Its our destiny…"

*cue You’ll Never Walk Alone chorus fade in*